The first one being, philosophy is not for me.
My professor is using all these really huge, rare words all the time.
I'm pretty positive he makes half of them up.
And I'm over here like,
excuse me, do I look like a dictionary to you?
He's all, "Now iterate upon mine ears if you concur with Socrates' statement... blah blah blah."
*cough*exaggeration*cough*
And I'm like, "Well, I don't agree with him because,"
And my professor is like, RAGE.
"You know-nothing twit! Socrates is the god of all knowledge!"
(Again, slight exaggeration.)
But he literally ranted for a good thirty minutes about how my response was wrong and inferior.
I'm like, oh. ok.
I'll just be on my way back to idiotsville, then.
All joking aside, I really hate this class.
And I'm a bona fide Ravenclaw.
So it's kind of ridiculous.
The second conclusion was far less embarrassing to realize.
I can't actually make my vlog yet.
My bedroom lights burnt out so it's dark and you can't see anything.
And since they're not regular lightbulbs, I can't just run to the store and get more.
No. I have fluorescent lights.
If you don't know what a fluorescent light bulb is, they're those really long ones that look like lightsabers.
And if you don't know what a lightsaber is...... well, there's probably no hope for you.
So vlog comes..... well, soon.
The last conclusion I had was that there is an awfully large percentage of people that think Hermione and Draco should have ended up together?
I mean, these people get super emotional about it too.
They're like
And the only reasonable reaction I can come up with is,
Excuse me, but where were you when the books were going on? Or the movies for that matter?
Who remembers this part?
ooooooor this part?
Or how about the part in The Chamber of Secrets when Draco tells the disguised Harry and Ron that he hopes Hermione is the next to DIE?
You thinking he's hot isn't legitimate grounds for him to marry one of the main characters. Sheesh.
And I'm a bona fide Ravenclaw.
So it's kind of ridiculous.
The second conclusion was far less embarrassing to realize.
I can't actually make my vlog yet.
My bedroom lights burnt out so it's dark and you can't see anything.
And since they're not regular lightbulbs, I can't just run to the store and get more.
No. I have fluorescent lights.
If you don't know what a fluorescent light bulb is, they're those really long ones that look like lightsabers.
And if you don't know what a lightsaber is...... well, there's probably no hope for you.
So vlog comes..... well, soon.
The last conclusion I had was that there is an awfully large percentage of people that think Hermione and Draco should have ended up together?
I mean, these people get super emotional about it too.
They're like
And the only reasonable reaction I can come up with is,
Excuse me, but where were you when the books were going on? Or the movies for that matter?
Who remembers this part?
ooooooor this part?
Or how about the part in The Chamber of Secrets when Draco tells the disguised Harry and Ron that he hopes Hermione is the next to DIE?
You thinking he's hot isn't legitimate grounds for him to marry one of the main characters. Sheesh.
But anyways, the books are over, Ron gets Hermione. So
Mostly I'm joking, so if you're one of those people that wants to believe something happened that didn't really happen, then don't get offended or anything.
But actually I'd really like to understand why you think they belong together. Because literally, it blows my mind.
I can't even think of one good reason.
But yeah, that's all the pointless nonsense I have for you today.
The end.
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